Another Late Night Update

So disney just sent me an e-mail saying "Couture Family Disney Vacation"... well you know what... those are some pretty fucked up cocky ass bastards right there. I mean what do they know? My whole family could have gone on a cruise and the boat was taken over by pirates of the Thai waters and then sacrificed themselves to save the others. Or what about me not being able to have kids and my husband just walked out on me after telling me he was sleeping with my best friend who i thought had gone into a nunnery? Seriously... how inconsiderate. But in all honesty, i don't care. I don't A. have a family of my own yet. B. my parents and brother have much better ways to spend their money than go to disneyland

So i thought i would update you from the last post that i have also learned that

11. Our postman hates us... atleast 5 times in the 6 months we've lived here he has not even bothered to show up to take our mail. I guess he just assumes if we're not getting any mail, nones going out, so why bother stopping by? i think it's because he's pissed we didn't leave him a little christmas thank-you this year.

12. There are 6 of those loofah scrub things in the girls bathroom. Doesn't add up with there only being 4 girls. Someone either A. thinks they need to wash themselves twice and with separate scrubbers B. they use one to clean their "va jay jay" (in which case i hope mine never touches that one) C. We have some roommates that i've never seen here and definitely aren't paying their own rent.

So yeah... just a little midnight (well almost midnight) snack for all of you little munchkins with insomnia... sucks to be you!!!

The Gromble Romble Fairy (Erin)

Portions for Foxes - Rilo Kiley

There's blood in my mouth 'cause I've been biting my tongue all week 
I keep on talkin' trash but I never say anything 
And the talkin' leads to touchin' 
and the touchin' leads to sex 
and then there is no mystery left 

And It's bad news 
Baby I'm bad news 
I'm just bad news, bad news, bad news 

I know I'm alone if I'm with or without you 
but just bein' around you offers me another form of relief 
When the loneliness leads to bad dreams 
and the bad dreams lead me to callin' you 
and I call you and say "C'MERE!" 

And it's bad news 
Baby I'm bad news 
I'm just bad news, bad news, bad news 

And it's bad news 
Baby it's bad news 
It's just bad news, bad news, bad news 

'Cause you're just damage control 
for a walking corpse like me - like you 

'Cause we'll all be 
Portions for foxes 
Yeah we'll all be 
Portions for foxes 

There's a pretty young thing in front of you 
and she's real pretty and she's real into you 
and then she's sleepin' inside of you 
and the talkin' leads to touchin' 
then touchin' leads to sex 
and then there is no mystery left 

And it's bad news 
I don't blame you 
I do the same thing 
I get lonely too 

And you're bad news 
My friends tell me to leave you 
That you're bad news, bad news, bad news 

That you're bad news 
Baby you're bad news
and you're bad news 
Baby you're bad news 
and you're bad news 
I don't care I like you 
and you're bad news 
I don't care I like you 
I like you